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Sunday, September 11, 2011

Dengue Fear

Just a dialogue:

The government of Khyber Pakhtoonkhwa ordered to file a case against the man who brought dengue from Lahore into Peshawar and the 7 mosquitoes which bit him. They were all arrested and brought before a session judge.

Dengue infected man: It wasn't my fault that dengue is spreading fast in Peshawar. I didn't want for this to happen. I am suffering myself. It's the mosquitoes. Hang them.

7 mosquitoes: How were we supposed to know this guy was carrying dengue? We were on our routine dinner hunt. He seemed to have plenty of blood so we attacked him. It’s entirely his fault. He should never have come to Peshawar with that thing in his blood stream. He infected us too. Let us at him. We'll teach him a lesson.

Judge: Shut up ye all !

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